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[mysterious music plays]
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[clock ticking]
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♪
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[sighs]
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[Emma] Mom,
he's taking all the chicken!
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[Jen] Can you just wait
until everyone's at the table?
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[Max] Hey, still going to
camp out tonight?
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[Emma] We're too old
for that stuff.
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[Max] I know,
I was just kidding.
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[Emma] Besides,
I'm going to a party tonight.
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We talked about that.
The answer is no.
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I'm literally missing
the party of the year
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for a family dinner?
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Everyone's going to be there.
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-Not everyone.
-Shut up, Max!
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Oh gosh, please stop
shouting at your brother.
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Taylor's having dinner with us?
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Something's going down.
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So, your dad and I wanted to
talk to the three of you
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all in the same place
about something important.
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Mm-hmm. It's--
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-This is important. [coughs]
-I just said that.
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-I understand.
-Yeah, okay.
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Okay, so your dad and I wanted
to talk to the three of you,
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because we've decided
that we need to make a change.
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No way.
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-What are you talking about?
-They're getting divorced.
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-No, no, no. It's just--
-It's a trial separation.
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I don't want--
You're going on trial?
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No, no, no,
we're just going to live apart.
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-[Jen] Yeah, we're not.
-I don't wanna go on trial.
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-They're not going on trial.
-[Jen] There is no trial.
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[overlapping talking]
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[Emma] They're getting divorced,
that's what that means.
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-For forever, just say it!
-Oh, gosh!
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Guys, would you please
just listen to me for a moment.
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-[Jen] Taylor--
-[Max] Why are you on trial?
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Oh, so you're going to
just get up and leave.
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♪
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[truck beeping in reverse]
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[sighs]
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[man] I'm waiting!
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[indistinct shouting]
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[gentle music plays]
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[groans] Well, at least
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I won't have to
get used to sleeping alone.
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I wouldn't go there
if I were you.
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[Eric] All right, so...
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we're doing it
tonight at dinner.
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-[Jen] Where will you stay?
-[Eric] I don't really know.
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Dan's got an extra room.
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-Oh, his place is disgusting.
-[Eric] Yeah.
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I don't suppose
you want to move out.
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Don't put it on me.
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[Eric] Max!
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[upbeat rock music plays]
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[Emma] Mom!
He's doing it again!
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[Eric] Hey, Max!
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You're going to talk to Taylor.
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Yeah, and then
you talk to Max and Emma.
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-I know, I know.
-[Emma] Mom, he's doing it!
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-[Emma] Stop!
-Stop it.
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Guys, guys, listen.
This is important.
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No excuses,
we need everyone at dinner.
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Seriously? Tonight?
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-Will we have favorite chicken?
-[Jen] Yeah, sure, sweetie.
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No, wait, but Jimmy's having
a party tonight.
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It's always
the best party of the year.
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Everyone's counting on me
to be there.
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You're 16.
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What's everyone
counting on you for?
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-God, Dad.
-Is Jacob going to be there?
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[scoffs] What?
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I don't-- I don't know.
Who cares about him?
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-He'll definitely be there.
-[doorbell chimes]
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Don't you have
a plate to bang on?
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Hey, don't hit your brother.
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[Emma] Oh, my God. Stop.
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-[Max] Hit me again.
-[Eric] That is enough.
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[Emma] Thank you.
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-[Jen] Oh, no.
-God, Jimmy!
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Eric!
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-Oh.
-What?
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[Eric] Well,
we gave away everything else
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my father had in storage.
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What are we supposed to do
with a giant,
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broken clock that nobody wants?
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This is a rare antique, Jen.
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-It's kind of creepy.
-Go wait in the car.
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Don't you feel like we should be
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clearing stuff away right now,
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with everything
that we're going through?
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Yeah, I'll-- I'll have them
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-put it in the basement.
-No.
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You know
how Taylor feels about change.
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Well, you can tell
Taylor about it
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-when you tell him about dinner.
-That was not part of our deal.
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-And I'll tell Emma.
-No.
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Yeah. Emma!
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-Basement's this way.
-Basement.
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-You guys got it?
-[man groans]
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-[man] Let's get down there.
-[Jen] I'm so sorry.
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[man] All right.
Bring it down. Rotate.
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Yeah, just
leave it at the bottom
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of the stairs, honestly.
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[Obama's voice] Hey, Mom.
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Oh. Hey, Taylor.
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[Obama's voice] They can bring
the clock over here.
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[Jen groans]
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[mysterious music plays]
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What is that?
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The clock can help you
now and then,
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but only you can change events.
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Huh. Hokey.
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♪
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This is between you
and your dad.
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If you want to pull it apart,
or throw it from a cliff,
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you can,
but just don't pull that
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over on yourself,
it looks pretty heavy.
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12-hour repeater.
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There's something else
I need to talk to you about.
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[Jen sighs]
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[Obama's voice] You want me
to be at dinner tonight?
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Yeah. How'd you know that?
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[Obama's voice]
Now, get the door.
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[doorbell chimes]
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Huh.
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[gentle music plays]
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-Hi.
-[courier] Hey.
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Another package
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-for young Taylor.
-Huh.
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Still adding on
to his computer, eh?
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-Never ends.
-Don't we have to go?
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Oh, yes. You got your bag?
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It's on my back.
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[Jen exclaims] What was--
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Ew, gross!
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-[Max] It's on your shoe.
-Disgusting!
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[Jen] Oh, God!
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["Bad Intentions" by Marius
De La Mer and Indie Elliott]
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♪ I got bad intentions for you
♪
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Why doesn't Emma
take me anymore?
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Oh, honey, she just wants to
drive alone right now.
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She never wants to
be with me anymore.
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-Is she sick of me?
-She's sick of everyone.
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I kind of feel like Taylor got
the best deal of all of us.
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-Taylor?
-Yeah.
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I mean,
because he has all these issues
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that were diagnosed
by professionals,
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he gets to sit in the basement
all day playing video games.
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Honey, Taylor has
a really hard time.
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I mean, can you imagine
not wanting to be touched,
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not wanting to go outside?
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Today, he was actually
fixing Grandpa's clock.
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-That old piece of shit?
-Max!
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-Yeah. That old piece of shit.
-[Max chuckles]
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♪
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Let's turn that bar to four.
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We're here together, guys.
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-Let's do this, people!
-This is our moment.
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We're going to take it.
No negativity.
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Let's be positive!
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[Richard] What an incredible
session in there.
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-[Jen] Oh, thanks.
-[Richard exhales]
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Sorry about that brutal class.
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I'm clearly working
through some feelings.
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Are you kidding me?
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I feel like you took me
to a whole new level in there.
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-Really?
-[Richard] Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm really excited about
tomorrow's private session.
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Oh, actually, you need
to get me a signed release.
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My studio doesn't want to be
sued by some rich lawyer.
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[Richard] I would never sue you,
Jen. Never. [laughs]
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I would totally sue
anybody you want me to.
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Oh, I mean, I'm sure
that won't be necessary, but--
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No, no, no, I'm serious, Jen.
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Just think of me
as your legal eagle.
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Ready to dive in and eviscerate
anybody in a moment's notice.
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-Really?
-[car crashes]
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What the hell?
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-What did you do to my car?
-You didn't see him?
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-See what?
-The kid.
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He ran into the middle
of the street.
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-I barely missed him!
-Taylor?
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[Richard] Do you have insurance?
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[mysterious music plays]
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Taylor?
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Taylor?
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-[door clicks]
-[footsteps approaching]
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Oh.
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Taylor, did you just--
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Did you leave the house, honey?
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Oh, wow,
you fixed Grandpa's clock?
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Wait, is that the time?
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Okay, I'm late
for an appointment.
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I've got to go.
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If you want to go out the house,
just don't do it alone, okay?
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I love you.
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[Obama's voice] I love you, too.
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[door clicks]
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[Jen sighs]
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Have you noticed anything
unusual about Taylor lately?
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I saw him this morning.
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Dropped a package off to him.
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Really?
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Yeah, Jennifer.
Is that so surprising to you?
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[Jen] No, no, I didn't mean
that. I went to the basement.
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He's my son, too,
so sometimes I--
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I just felt like
I was wondering, because
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-when I went down to the--
-[indistinct] with him.
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Hello.
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Let's save some of that
for our space,
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-shall we?
-Okay.
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[shushing] [indistinct]
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[chuckles] Yes.
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So, um--
so, it's happening tonight.
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Mm.
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Oh, yes.
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As we talked about last week.
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So, hashtag splitting up.
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How are you going to communicate
this to the three of them?
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Their family dynamic...
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-is about to change.
-[Jen] Well, we don't know.
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That's-- that's why
we're here, seeing you.
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[therapist] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Is that what you would
like to talk about?
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-Yeah.
-[therapist] Mm-hmm.
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That's-- that's why we're here.
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Great. Eric?
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Yes?
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Would you like
to contribute to this?
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Sure, I'm just tired...
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-[therapist] Mm-hmm.
-...of it all.
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The distrust, the...
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disinterest...
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-the dislike.
-Mm.
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If we're going to be single,
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maybe it's best
just to get this over with.
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-[therapist] Okay.
-Better for everyone.
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I hear you, brother. I hear you.
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-So, here's what we'll do. Okay?
-Okay.
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We will approach
how you would like
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this conversation
with your children...
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[whistles]
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...unspooling.
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Oh, we don't know
how to unspool it.
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That's why we're here.
That's why we're talking to you.
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Right, uh--
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I'm sensing a little bit of
anger from you, Jen,
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if I'm going to be
honest with you.
252
00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:14,201
And I think that you should get
your vitamin D tested.
253
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,103
You could schedule
a test from Quest.
254
00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,872
-Right at your home.
-So, I'm not angry, actually.
255
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,107
And there's nothing wrong
256
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:21,775
-with my vitamin D.
-Mm...
257
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,978
Can I just say
you're diminishing my feelings
258
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,113
by putting them all
down to a physical ailment.
259
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:28,516
I have a teenage daughter
who hates me half the time.
260
00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:31,653
I've got a son who doesn't.
He doesn't want to be touched.
261
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,820
I'm splitting up
262
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,154
-from my husband.
-Mm-hmm.
263
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,657
And you know
what the worst part is?
264
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,925
We're paying you
to water your plants.
265
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,494
Technically, Jen,
not to correct you,
266
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,030
but they are not plants.
[chuckles]
267
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,099
You know, they--
they are flowering plants.
268
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,767
But they're not flowers
or plants.
269
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,603
It's important
we use the right terminology.
270
00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:50,204
[water spraying]
271
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,840
[Jen] His obsession
with flowers really bugs me.
272
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,108
Jennifer, I believe
273
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,809
it's a flowering plant
obsession.
274
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,911
And have you noticed
he starts spritzing
275
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,648
every time he talks about anger?
276
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,683
Yes! My gosh.
277
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,451
-Who-- who recommended him?
-[Jen laughs]
278
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,388
They're in your bag.
279
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,490
-Oh!
-[keys jangling]
280
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,126
Hey, I got a little break.
281
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,662
I don't suppose you want to, um,
282
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,963
I don't know, go back to the...
283
00:13:16,698 --> 00:13:18,098
house, you know?
284
00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:21,068
Take a nap or whatever?
285
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,970
[laughs] Are you serious?
286
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,438
We're still married.
287
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,680
In some countries,
you'd have to.
288
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,113
Eric.
289
00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:36,450
[cell phone dings]
290
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,896
[diner din]
291
00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:51,965
[Richard sighs] Hey.
292
00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:53,834
I thought this was your office.
293
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,436
It is. Sometimes.
294
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,204
Please, sit down.
295
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,175
[sighs] And here you go.
296
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,678
You could have scanned this.
297
00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,179
Oh, this is
a lot more fun, right?
298
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,414
-[Jen chuckles]
-Uh, I have to confirm.
299
00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:09,283
There's no nuts
in any of this, right?
300
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,820
-None.
-All right. Let's do this.
301
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:13,887
This is
the best tamponade in town.
302
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,590
I can't think of anybody else
303
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,890
I'd rather
share it with than you.
304
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,392
You're going to love it.
305
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,931
Jen, this might be
a little out of line, but...
306
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,568
I care for you.
307
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,869
While I might not know too much
about your personal life,
308
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,271
I can see
that you're not happy right now.
309
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,775
Come on, please.
310
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,476
Tell me how I can help.
311
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:39,947
Are you okay?
312
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:41,716
No. [laughs]
313
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:43,818
How can I be okay
when you're unhappy?
314
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,185
Something's happening.
315
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,187
[clears throat]
You feel it, too? [gasps]
316
00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:49,289
It's true.
317
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:51,492
I've had a connection with you
ever since I met you.
318
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:54,562
No, something
is happening to your face.
319
00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:56,997
Your face is all puffy and red.
320
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,801
-I'll call 911.
-[wheezes] No.
321
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,269
[wheezing]
EpiPen. EpiPen. My car.
322
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,037
-EpiPen.
-[Richard wheezes] Oh, God.
323
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,540
-[Jen] Richard, are you okay?
-[Richard coughing]
324
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,242
-Where is it?
-[Richard wheezing]
325
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,845
-Okay. Get in the car.
-[whimpers] My window!
326
00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,080
-Speak to me!
-Compartment. [gasps]
327
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,915
Oh! Found it. It's okay.
328
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,618
Everything's under control.
329
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,318
[Jen whoops] Okay.
330
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,588
[wheezing] Let's do this.
331
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,525
Oh, God.
332
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,927
[raspy breathing]
333
00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,900
[Richard and Jen scream out]
334
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,934
-[Jen] Oh, God.
-[Richard gasping for air]
335
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:40,274
Why do I feel like we should
be smoking cigarettes?
336
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,109
[both chuckling]
337
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,215
Please.
338
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,951
Come for the man
whose life you just saved.
339
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,925
I-- I can't believe
they gave you peanuts
340
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,292
after everything that you said.
341
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,261
It's not peanuts.
It's tree nuts.
342
00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:02,730
Like almonds.
343
00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:04,732
[mysterious music plays]
344
00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:06,099
What is it?
345
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:07,602
I'm sorry.
346
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:09,771
-Everything okay?
-Oh.
347
00:16:10,204 --> 00:16:11,906
Hey, Emma. How are you?
348
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,108
Yeah. I'm so sorry.
I just lost track of time.
349
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,847
Wait. What? He's what?
350
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,015
-When did you last see him?
-[Richard] Till tomorrow.
351
00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:25,587
That went good.
352
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,989
[intense music plays]
353
00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:37,431
-Taylor?
-[Emma] Mom? Mom, Taylor left.
354
00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,166
[Max] I didn't know
where you were.
355
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,568
-[Jen] Is he back?
-[Max] No, he left the house.
356
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:42,336
He never leaves the house.
He's not here.
357
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,071
-Hey, Taylor?
-[indistinct] the basement.
358
00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:47,542
Oh! Oh, my God, Taylor.
What a relief.
359
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,911
Mom, what's your problem?
He doesn't like to be touched.
360
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,311
I know, honey.
361
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,881
Don't ever go out
of the house alone.
362
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,617
Do you understand?
What were you doing?
363
00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,554
[Emma] What is your problem?
364
00:17:00,955 --> 00:17:02,991
Taylor, where were you?
365
00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:05,025
Were you
at the restaurant right now?
366
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,562
-What restaurant?
-[Emma] Psycho much?
367
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,329
Chill, Mom. He's fine.
368
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,131
[Max] At least we're having
favorite chicken
369
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,567
for dinner tonight.
370
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,370
[Jen sighs]
371
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,406
[door creaks, clicks]
372
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,743
[Jen sighs]
373
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,246
Oh.
374
00:17:26,981 --> 00:17:29,449
-Thank you for saving the day.
-Well.
375
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,085
Just do what I'm told.
376
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:37,057
You know, for months,
I've been just so confident
377
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,359
that we're doing
the right thing and then...
378
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,097
today I'm like... [sniffles]
379
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,499
...what are we doing?
380
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,467
Jen.
381
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,571
Come on, we--
382
00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:52,840
Listen.
We-- we-- we can wait, okay?
383
00:17:52,974 --> 00:17:55,108
We don't have to
tell them tonight.
384
00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:56,778
All right?
385
00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:59,112
[exhales] Thank you.
386
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,616
Happy to see me?
387
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,450
What? Why?
388
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,385
You have a bulge in your pocket.
389
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,021
-Really?
-Just right there.
390
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,090
-[laughs] I felt it.
-Oh. Yes.
391
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,259
Student had
an allergic reaction,
392
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,762
so I had to
give him an injection.
393
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,330
-You?
-Uh-huh.
394
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,633
-You did this? You hate needles.
-Right?
395
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:22,003
-I had to give him an injection.
-Oh, my gosh.
396
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,104
Was there nobody
at the studio to do this?
397
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,238
You must have freaked.
398
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,240
Oh, we were at a restaurant.
399
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,110
I guess somebody, um--
somebody gave him almonds.
400
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,580
Restaurant?
Who-- who-- who-- who's the guy?
401
00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:33,948
Uh, Richard. Richard.
402
00:18:34,082 --> 00:18:35,449
-Who?
-Um, he's a-- Yeah.
403
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,485
He's a-- a young guy
that just joined my class.
404
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:39,486
Huh?
405
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:40,855
But, you know, nothing happened.
406
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,356
I mean, we held hands and--
407
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,592
Well, that's it, so...
408
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,431
-Congratulations.
-[EpiPen clattering]
409
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,300
Wait, wha--
410
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,637
I can't hold hands with somebody
when you're moving out?
411
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,137
I knew it'd be a student.
412
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,540
[somber music playing]
413
00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,676
[muffled talking]
414
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,711
[Emma] I'm literally missing
the party of the year
415
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:05,278
for a family dinner?
416
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,881
-Everyone's going to be there.
-[Max] Not everyone.
417
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,248
[Emma] Shut up, Max.
418
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,250
Guys, everybody
stop fighting, please.
419
00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:11,552
[Max] Taylor's having
dinner with us?
420
00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:14,789
[sighs]
So, your dad and I, um...
421
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,859
We wanted to talk
to the three of you,
422
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,994
all in the same place, um,
423
00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:21,863
about something
really important.
424
00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,898
Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is important.
425
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,800
-[Jen] I already said that.
-[Eric] I know you did.
426
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,234
Okay. So, anyway, you're--
427
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,302
Taylor, um-- Tay--
I haven't even--
428
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,304
Hey, we're not done talking
here.
429
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,774
[Jen] Taylor, sweetie!
430
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:35,943
Taylor!
431
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,881
[dialogue rewinding]
432
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:44,686
♪
433
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,223
[truck beeping in reverse]
434
00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:56,329
-[sighs]
-[phone buzzes]
435
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,369
[hopeful music plays]
436
00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:09,376
[sighs]
437
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,332
[exhales]
438
00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,136
♪
439
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:38,873
[upbeat rock music
plays on guitar]
440
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,576
Max!
441
00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:46,480
Hey!
442
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:49,282
Mom, he's doing it again!
443
00:20:51,219 --> 00:20:54,021
-[tapping]
-Hey!
444
00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:55,322
Max, stop.
445
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,324
-[indistinct talking]
-Stop. Mom!
446
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,160
Mom, he's doing it again.
447
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,661
-Make him stop.
-[Eric] Hey, listen up.
448
00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,597
This is important.
We need everyone at dinner.
449
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,233
-Seriously?
-[Eric] Mm-hmm.
450
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,634
Tonight?
451
00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:09,402
[Eric] Okay. All right, honey.
452
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:12,039
I'm going to dispense
with all the formalities
453
00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,541
and just bribe you.
454
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,408
What will it take
to get you at dinner, huh?
455
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:16,911
[Emma]
Why are you doing this to me?
456
00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:19,547
Uh, it's not--
457
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,281
It's just tonight, honey, okay?
458
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,184
Tomorrow night,
you can go out with Jacob.
459
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,619
Till 10:30 at night.
460
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,588
11.
461
00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:28,790
11:30?
462
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,892
I told you, I don't even
want to go out with him.
463
00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:32,392
It doesn't have to be Jacob.
464
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:33,928
It could be any
of the Old Testament prophets.
465
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:36,564
I'll-- I'll pay
for non-alcoholic beverages
466
00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,065
and G-rated movies and...
467
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,535
abstinence pamphlets.
468
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,570
[Emma sighs]
469
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:44,071
Thank you.
470
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,174
-Whatever.
-I mean it.
471
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:48,242
Not just for this,
for everything, I--
472
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,677
[sighs]
473
00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:51,779
We never have to
worry about you.
474
00:21:53,047 --> 00:21:55,082
You've never been able
to worry about me.
475
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,018
There's a difference.
476
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,457
[car door slams]
477
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:23,911
Um...
478
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,515
I have to
tell you something, Jacob.
479
00:22:28,316 --> 00:22:30,952
I can't go
to Jamie's party anymore.
480
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,453
-My parents need me at dinner.
-Uh--
481
00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:35,656
Emma! [scoffs]
482
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,390
I bought these.
483
00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:40,393
An entire box. Very optimistic.
484
00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:42,462
Let's just do it at my place.
Right now.
485
00:22:42,597 --> 00:22:44,565
You have
a death metal bedspread.
486
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,433
And little planes
hanging above your bed.
487
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:49,469
Okay,
they're Jedi Starfighters.
488
00:22:50,171 --> 00:22:51,371
Oh, my God.
489
00:22:51,806 --> 00:22:53,841
This is why
you're still a virgin.
490
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,409
Guess I lucked out then.
491
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:04,384
[somber music plays]
492
00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:11,826
[muffled talking]
493
00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,393
Say, good sir.
494
00:23:13,527 --> 00:23:16,297
Why do you start and things
that do sound so fair.
495
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,066
All hail Macbeth.
Hail to the king--
496
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,068
What's this about
you not going to Jamie's party?
497
00:23:21,202 --> 00:23:24,071
[groans] My parents.
They want me at some dinner.
498
00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:27,108
Hey, uh-- Good stuff...
499
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,543
witches.
500
00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:34,982
And on stage,
he's so good at killing people.
501
00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:36,951
-[Emma exhales]
-[Jacob] Hey.
502
00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:40,955
Eva, can I talk to you
for a second?
503
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,189
Sure.
504
00:23:50,131 --> 00:23:51,532
Oh, whatever.
505
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,936
After all,
he already bought an entire box.
506
00:23:55,069 --> 00:23:59,874
♪
507
00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:11,451
[sighs]
508
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:14,789
-Hey.
-[Emma sniffles]
509
00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:17,258
You okay?
510
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:18,526
[chuckles] Yeah.
511
00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:22,029
You know,
life's but a walking shadow.
512
00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,633
You're doing really well,
by the way.
513
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:27,802
Yeah, the-- the scene.
514
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:30,071
Thanks.
515
00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:31,739
So are you.
516
00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,541
And I'm not just saying that
517
00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:35,009
because my character would.
518
00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:36,811
All hail!
519
00:24:36,944 --> 00:24:38,012
[both chuckle]
520
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,715
You know,
they're, um-- they're showing
521
00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:43,084
Denzel's version
at the university.
522
00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:44,819
Um, I thought it'd be fun
523
00:24:44,952 --> 00:24:46,320
to see, you know,
his interpretation
524
00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:48,756
of the Scottish play.
525
00:24:50,391 --> 00:24:52,860
I thought that maybe we could
do that or something else,
526
00:24:52,994 --> 00:24:54,895
-or just, you know, that--
-Are you...
527
00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:58,265
-asking me to the movie?
-No.
528
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,936
Maybe. Yes, yeah. I-- Yeah.
529
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:04,905
Okay.
530
00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:09,176
Yeah? Oh-- Great.
531
00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:10,911
Uh, okay, um--
532
00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:12,813
Well, so, yeah,
it's-- it's tonight.
533
00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:14,782
-So, we cou--
-[Emma sighs]
534
00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:15,950
I can't.
535
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,319
Why is everything
happening tonight?
536
00:25:18,452 --> 00:25:20,121
Emma. Emma, your--
537
00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:21,989
Your mother called the office.
538
00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:23,991
There's been
some kind of family emergency.
539
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,259
Oh, my God.
540
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,798
Cool. Cool, cool.
541
00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:32,566
-Cool, cool, cool, cool.
-[door clicks]
542
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,670
[tense music plays]
543
00:25:47,348 --> 00:25:48,616
Mom?
544
00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:52,053
Mom? Dad?
545
00:25:55,122 --> 00:25:56,557
Taylor, is Mom here?
546
00:26:02,363 --> 00:26:05,299
You promised Mom you wouldn't
use her voice anymore.
547
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:06,867
[British male voice]
Hello, Emma.
548
00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,369
I'm speaking to you
as a British pop star,
549
00:26:08,503 --> 00:26:09,670
so you'll pay closer attention.
550
00:26:09,804 --> 00:26:10,905
[Emma] I can't believe this.
551
00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:12,606
I thought
there was an emergency.
552
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,075
[British male voice]
There is an emergency.
553
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,477
At dinner,
Mom and Dad will separate.
554
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:18,312
I need your help
to keep them together.
555
00:26:24,385 --> 00:26:25,853
That's what this dinner's about?
556
00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,990
I mean, I knew
they were having problems,
557
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:32,059
but Mom said
they were working them out.
558
00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,097
How do you know this?
559
00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:38,265
[British male voice]
The clock can turn back time.
560
00:26:38,866 --> 00:26:40,134
Up to 12 hours.
561
00:26:40,535 --> 00:26:42,770
[laughs] What? Come on.
562
00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:44,405
[British male voice]
I found out when I fixed it
563
00:26:44,539 --> 00:26:45,873
the first day it came.
564
00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:50,077
That's today.
It came this morning.
565
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:52,446
[British male voice] This is
the 23rd version of today.
566
00:26:52,581 --> 00:26:54,715
Which is how I know that
Mom and Dad are splitting up
567
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,417
at the end of it.
568
00:26:56,551 --> 00:26:58,419
And how I know the next words
you're going to say.
569
00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:00,020
This is stupid.
570
00:27:01,155 --> 00:27:03,592
Yeah, of course you knew that.
This is stupid.
571
00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,059
Um, how about this?
572
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,194
Blueberry buttercup
fatty pickles.
573
00:27:08,929 --> 00:27:11,966
[dramatic music plays]
574
00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:36,824
[British male voice] I think
I know how to stop Mom,
575
00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:38,792
but I need your help with Dad.
576
00:27:38,926 --> 00:27:40,761
They're making a big mistake.
577
00:27:42,096 --> 00:27:43,898
How do you know it's a mistake?
578
00:27:45,032 --> 00:27:46,535
I mean, better now than later.
579
00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,538
Spoiler alert. Love sucks.
580
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,138
It never lasts.
581
00:27:52,239 --> 00:27:53,807
[British male voice]
Jacob's a wanker.
582
00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:56,410
Mom and Dad are different.
583
00:28:03,552 --> 00:28:06,320
[tense music plays]
584
00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:09,390
[Taylor panting]
585
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,198
-[Taylor vomits]
-Oh, God!
586
00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:18,966
You're done barfing, right?
587
00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:20,935
'Cause I just cleaned my car.
588
00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:24,138
Yeah? Oh-- [groans]
589
00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:27,107
[Emma sighs]
590
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,843
We're off to a flying start.
591
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,117
[British male voice]
Pull over. Here.
592
00:28:48,162 --> 00:28:50,931
Sorry we haven't spent
much time together lately.
593
00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:57,371
We don't really
talk much anymore, do we?
594
00:28:58,005 --> 00:28:59,873
I know we're
not supposed to talk about
595
00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:02,042
the not talking, but...
596
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,411
You can talk, right?
597
00:29:05,547 --> 00:29:06,947
You just don't want to?
598
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:10,619
Look...
599
00:29:10,985 --> 00:29:12,253
I don't blame you.
600
00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:16,223
Most of what people say
is really stupid.
601
00:29:16,357 --> 00:29:18,892
I just wonder if...
602
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,395
Taylor, where are you going?
603
00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:26,033
Taylor, what are you doing?
604
00:29:29,704 --> 00:29:31,939
[breathing heavily] Oh, my God.
605
00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,475
[man] Goddamn.
What did you do to my car?
606
00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:35,577
You didn't see him?
607
00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:36,877
-See what?
-The kid!
608
00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:38,379
Dude, what the hell
just happened?
609
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:40,180
The car almost hit you.
You almost got killed.
610
00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:44,385
Oh, my God.
611
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:45,853
If Mom and Dad knew
what you were doing
612
00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:47,288
right now, you'd be so grounded.
613
00:29:47,522 --> 00:29:49,290
[British male voice]
I love being grounded.
614
00:29:49,557 --> 00:29:53,160
But that was the easy part.
Now is where I need your help.
615
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:02,504
[Emma sighs] Look at him.
616
00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:04,104
No wonder they're in trouble.
617
00:30:04,572 --> 00:30:07,007
Mom's beautiful,
and he's a mess.
618
00:30:07,141 --> 00:30:09,009
It's like
he's not even trying anymore.
619
00:30:09,577 --> 00:30:13,013
And he's smoking again?
He's such a loser.
620
00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:14,848
How is that our dad?
621
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:16,551
[British male voice]
It's all we have to work with.
622
00:30:16,685 --> 00:30:17,418
Yeah, I know.
623
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:20,655
[indistinct chatter]
624
00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:23,290
I have an idea,
but we need money.
625
00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:26,260
Taylor, is that real?
626
00:30:26,927 --> 00:30:29,163
[gasps] How did you get it?
627
00:30:29,296 --> 00:30:30,998
[British male voice]
The stock market.
628
00:30:32,534 --> 00:30:34,001
Is that totally ethical?
629
00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:37,971
It's for a good cause, right?
630
00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:39,507
Okay, so you're gonna
say to him,
631
00:30:39,641 --> 00:30:41,308
"It's a promotion,
and we're giving free haircuts
632
00:30:41,442 --> 00:30:42,943
to everyone in the office,
and it's your turn."
633
00:30:43,077 --> 00:30:44,579
I don't like lying.
634
00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:48,982
How short do you want it?
635
00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:52,152
[upbeat music plays]
636
00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:55,055
[British male voice]
We have 60 seconds.
637
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:57,191
Is this absolutely necessary?
638
00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:37,097
No. Oh, my God.
639
00:31:37,732 --> 00:31:39,667
Oh, no.
640
00:31:39,801 --> 00:31:41,068
Um...
641
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:45,640
[yelps and screams]
642
00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,949
[indistinct chatter]
643
00:32:02,356 --> 00:32:04,324
She noticed
his haircut, at least.
644
00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:10,297
Oh, my God!
645
00:32:10,431 --> 00:32:11,566
Oh, my God, they're going
somewhere together.
646
00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:13,200
Like, this is great.
647
00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,335
[British male voice]
I've never gotten them this
far.
648
00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:29,149
This is huge.
They went home together.
649
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:30,552
We actually did it.
650
00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:32,319
[British male voice]
We'll see at dinner.
651
00:32:51,506 --> 00:32:52,574
I know...
652
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,210
I acted like I didn't care
when you first told me.
653
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,747
I guess...
654
00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:04,519
I guess it's just easier
655
00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:06,320
to act like you literally
don't care, right?
656
00:33:07,622 --> 00:33:09,289
Because you don't have
any control of these things
657
00:33:09,423 --> 00:33:10,758
that are happening to you.
658
00:33:14,696 --> 00:33:17,699
The truth is, I can't imagine
Mom and Dad apart.
659
00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:30,612
Oh, crap.
Mom's leaving by herself.
660
00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:39,486
La Marmotte?
661
00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:48,328
What were you doing
in the kitchen?
662
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:50,297
And who's that weird guy
with Mom?
663
00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:55,469
I'm not breaking
into anyone's car.
664
00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:56,638
I'm not doing it.
665
00:33:57,739 --> 00:33:59,774
[British male voice]
I'm not strong enough.
666
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,110
Please. I'll explain later.
667
00:34:03,711 --> 00:34:04,779
Get back.
668
00:34:13,621 --> 00:34:16,024
That's an EpiPen.
It could save someone's life.
669
00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:17,825
[Jen] Oh, my God.
You're not even breathing.
670
00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,027
Where's the EpiPen?
671
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,663
[Richard coughing and choking]
672
00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:23,798
Oh, God. Not my window.
673
00:34:23,932 --> 00:34:24,933
Right there.
674
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,333
Oh, God. I found it.
675
00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:28,870
Okay. [yelps]
676
00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:30,404
Okay.
677
00:34:30,538 --> 00:34:32,740
I'm putting it there!
I'm putting it there!
678
00:34:32,874 --> 00:34:34,141
[Richard] Let's do it.
679
00:34:37,946 --> 00:34:39,514
What?
680
00:34:39,647 --> 00:34:42,082
Killing Mom's new boyfriend
isn't going to solve anything.
681
00:34:42,684 --> 00:34:45,319
She needs a shock,
but not that kind of a shock.
682
00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:48,022
[Jen] Oh, thank God.
683
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:49,757
She needs a vision.
684
00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,492
Don't forget to stop
at the Mini-Mart
685
00:34:52,627 --> 00:34:54,261
and buy favorite chicken
for dinner tonight.
686
00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:55,495
[Jen] Yeah. Yeah, I know.
I'm on my way.
687
00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:57,297
-[Richard] Till tomorrow!
-Who's that?
688
00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,967
[Jen] Uh, just some crazy man
689
00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:00,133
yelling at me from the street.
690
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:01,970
-Bye.
-[line beeping]
691
00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:03,671
[British male voice]
It's Showtime.
692
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,673
Hey, Siri. Call Dylan.
693
00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:08,308
[line ringing]
694
00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:19,119
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow,
and tomorrow,
695
00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:21,990
Creeps in this petty pace
day to day,
696
00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:24,726
To the last syllable
of recorded time;
697
00:35:24,859 --> 00:35:26,861
Out, out, brief candle!
698
00:35:26,995 --> 00:35:28,395
It is a tale told by an idiot
699
00:35:28,529 --> 00:35:31,498
Filled with sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
700
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,068
"My spouse has died,
701
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:36,571
but yours still lives.
702
00:35:37,905 --> 00:35:40,775
A chance to change your fate
and fate to you alone gives.
703
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,243
See the light
and change your way.
704
00:35:43,945 --> 00:35:45,178
Change your way...
705
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,180
and change today."
706
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:55,023
It was really okay?
707
00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:56,390
Oh, my God.
It was so much better than okay.
708
00:35:56,524 --> 00:35:57,825
You totally blew her mind.
709
00:35:57,959 --> 00:36:00,094
Okay. And-- and what was
that part at the end?
710
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:01,328
Uh, that wasn't in the play.
711
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:04,132
I wrote it to fit the occasion.
712
00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,800
Wow, you're really good.
713
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,300
[chuckles] Thank you.
714
00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:09,837
Um...
715
00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:13,206
thank you again so much
for doing this.
716
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,676
-I--
-Yeah.
717
00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,443
-Um...
-Uh...
718
00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:23,084
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Tomorrow.
719
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,019
[whispering] Tomorrow.
720
00:36:25,153 --> 00:36:27,088
Tomorrow, and tomorrow,
and tomorr--
721
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,388
-[car horn honks]
-[man] Hey, MacBeth!
722
00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:29,590
Move it!
723
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:37,999
-[Emma] Hey, Mom.
-Oh, hey, kids.
724
00:36:38,132 --> 00:36:40,400
-How was your day?
-Huh, weird.
725
00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:44,237
Oh, yeah. I guess so.
726
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:46,306
No, I'm sorry.
I forgot about that.
727
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,043
I just, uh, saw it lying
by the side of the street.
728
00:36:49,177 --> 00:36:50,545
I thought
that could stab somebody.
729
00:36:50,678 --> 00:36:52,547
-Who would leave it there?
-Hmm.
730
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,983
-Maybe a crazy man?
-Hey, everybody.
731
00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:57,852
Oh, oh, hey, hon.
732
00:36:57,985 --> 00:36:59,520
-Can we talk?
-Yeah.
733
00:37:03,423 --> 00:37:04,625
Looks good, right?
734
00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:07,662
Your father and I wanted to
talk to the three of you
735
00:37:07,795 --> 00:37:10,698
all in the same place
about something important.
736
00:37:10,832 --> 00:37:13,067
But we're not gonna
do that tonight.
737
00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:15,570
Instead, we're just gonna have
a nice family dinner, all right?
738
00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:17,972
-[Jen] Right.
-[Eric] Dig in.
739
00:37:18,106 --> 00:37:19,173
I'm gonna have this.
740
00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:20,908
Now, thank you very much.
741
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:22,242
Are you-- are you kidding me?
742
00:37:22,744 --> 00:37:24,612
-[Eric mumbles]
-Dylan Barlow.
743
00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:28,149
I knew it. I knew his face.
744
00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:29,717
I couldn't remember his name.
745
00:37:30,317 --> 00:37:31,619
He's your friend, right?
746
00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:33,855
No. Yes.
747
00:37:33,988 --> 00:37:35,422
How do you know Dylan?
748
00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,390
Well, his mom takes
my Wednesday morning class,
749
00:37:37,525 --> 00:37:41,495
and he just followed me around
a supermarket...
750
00:37:41,629 --> 00:37:43,931
-doing Shakespeare quotes.
-Huh?
751
00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:47,367
That's really weird.
Why would he do that?
752
00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:49,537
Yeah, that's what I'm
gonna find out, actually.
753
00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:51,806
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna text his mom.
754
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:53,007
No, stop.
755
00:37:53,908 --> 00:37:56,376
It was my idea.
756
00:37:56,844 --> 00:37:58,212
I...
757
00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:00,280
thought that it would change
your plans, and...
758
00:38:01,082 --> 00:38:02,482
it did, right?
759
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:04,519
[laughs] My plans?
760
00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:06,988
With Dad.
761
00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,957
To get divorced.
762
00:38:10,091 --> 00:38:11,358
-What?
-[Jen] Hey-- wait, no.
763
00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:12,660
No, that's--
that's not what's happening.
764
00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:14,228
-Have you been spying on us?
-Emma!
765
00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:15,428
-Yeah, but I--
-[Jen] There is no but.
766
00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:16,798
We do not snoop in this house.
767
00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:17,865
We just don't.
768
00:38:17,999 --> 00:38:19,734
We face each other
from a place of honesty.
769
00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:21,102
Oh, yeah?
770
00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:22,904
Is that what you told
the weird guy you met for drinks
771
00:38:23,037 --> 00:38:25,006
before you went to his car
and pulled down his pants?
772
00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:26,406
-Emma!
-Emma.
773
00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:28,709
What are you--
What is she talking about?
774
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:31,279
Oh, a new private.
We met at a restaurant.
775
00:38:31,411 --> 00:38:32,847
He had an allergic reaction.
776
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,615
It was nothing, but I had to
give him an injection.
777
00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:36,017
-You hate needles.
-Mm-hmm.
778
00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:41,055
Congratulations.
779
00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:42,657
Mom and I
are separating, everybody.
780
00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:44,992
-[Jen scoffs]
-I knew it would be a student.
781
00:38:45,526 --> 00:38:46,861
Sweetie! No.
782
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,395
No. E-- Emma!
783
00:38:48,529 --> 00:38:49,496
[both parents] Emma!
784
00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:50,765
W-- wait. What's happening?
785
00:38:50,898 --> 00:38:52,133
-Emma!
-[Jen] Just wait, sweetie.
786
00:38:52,266 --> 00:38:53,534
Guys.
787
00:38:58,072 --> 00:38:59,540
Fuck. Piece of shit.
788
00:38:59,674 --> 00:39:01,843
Listen, we didn't mean
to spring it on you like that.
789
00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:03,077
You know--
790
00:39:03,211 --> 00:39:05,445
[dramatic music plays]
791
00:39:10,251 --> 00:39:12,452
[music crescendos]
792
00:39:12,987 --> 00:39:14,989
[truck beeping]
793
00:39:15,122 --> 00:39:17,058
[groans]
794
00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:28,035
[groans] Well,
795
00:39:28,169 --> 00:39:31,272
At least I won't have to
get used to sleeping alone.
796
00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:33,406
I wouldn't go there
if I were you.
797
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,377
So...
798
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,581
we're doing it tonight.
799
00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:42,817
Where will you stay?
800
00:39:44,018 --> 00:39:47,555
I-- I don't really know.
Da-- Dan has an extra room.
801
00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,423
Dan? His place is disgusting.
802
00:39:51,092 --> 00:39:52,894
I don't suppose
you want to move out?
803
00:39:53,027 --> 00:39:54,394
Don't put it on me.
804
00:39:54,528 --> 00:39:57,632
[rock music plays]
805
00:39:57,765 --> 00:39:58,833
Max!
806
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:08,109
-[Max vocalizing]
-Max!
807
00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,044
Hey! Max!
808
00:40:10,878 --> 00:40:12,113
What do you want?
I'm rocking out.
809
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:13,948
Well, rock out in your own room.
810
00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:16,717
With your own headphones.
Nobody wants to hear this.
811
00:40:16,851 --> 00:40:19,754
-That's not true.
-And leave your sister alone.
812
00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:21,454
Why are you--
why are you always annoying her?
813
00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:23,624
See this space? Stay away.
814
00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:26,426
So you're gonna
tell Taylor about dinner.
815
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,962
Then you're gonna
talk to Max and Emma.
816
00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:29,263
Yes, yes.
817
00:40:29,397 --> 00:40:30,731
Guys, Mom and I need
everyone at...
818
00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:33,567
-[doorbell rings]
-...dinner.
819
00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:37,271
It looks a lot worse
than when we put it in storage.
820
00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,206
What does it matter?
It doesn't work.
821
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:40,508
It's kind of creepy.
822
00:40:40,641 --> 00:40:42,243
It's got
these scuff marks all over it.
823
00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:43,945
Got a scratch up here.
824
00:40:44,078 --> 00:40:45,646
Looks like
the minute hand's missing.
825
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,381
You guys didn't drop it,
did you?
826
00:40:47,515 --> 00:40:49,583
-Not yet.
-Take it down to the basement.
827
00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:51,986
Taylor and I think
we can fix it.
828
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:09,904
Taylor? Are you...
829
00:41:10,037 --> 00:41:12,707
[clock ticking]
830
00:41:24,218 --> 00:41:26,087
[chuckles] Wow.
831
00:41:27,688 --> 00:41:29,190
That's incredible.
832
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:30,658
[Obama's voice] Don't touch it.
833
00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:32,526
It's very fragile.
834
00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:35,062
Oh, right.
835
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:37,131
Of course.
836
00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:38,933
Uh, amazing.
837
00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:43,838
Uh, there's a package here
for President Obama himself.
838
00:41:45,439 --> 00:41:46,707
Wow.
839
00:41:47,274 --> 00:41:48,609
Well, that is amazing.
840
00:41:48,743 --> 00:41:51,512
[Obama's voice]
Why are you moving out tonight?
841
00:41:52,446 --> 00:41:53,547
Taylor?
842
00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:56,283
Were you listening
in on our conversation?
843
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:57,852
Because you know,
844
00:41:57,985 --> 00:41:59,887
we've talked to you
about listening before, and--
845
00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:03,958
Well, that is amazing.
846
00:42:04,091 --> 00:42:06,293
[Obama's voice] Promise me
that you'll never leave us.
847
00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:10,297
[sobbing]
848
00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:16,537
Oh, God.
849
00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:21,008
I love you and your sister,
your brother so much.
850
00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:22,209
I never wanted--
851
00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:25,279
Well, that is amazing.
852
00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:27,715
[Obama's voice] Are things
okay between you and Mom?
853
00:42:28,649 --> 00:42:29,884
Yeah.
854
00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:31,619
Yeah, it's fine.
855
00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:34,188
No matter what happens...
856
00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:40,728
I love you and your brother
and sister very much.
857
00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:42,797
Fist bump?
858
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,400
All right.
859
00:42:46,535 --> 00:42:47,902
I'll see you a little later,
all right?
860
00:42:48,302 --> 00:42:49,837
Oh.
861
00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:53,007
I forgot my coat.
862
00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:02,817
Hey, Eric.
863
00:43:03,284 --> 00:43:04,351
[Eric] Charlie.
864
00:43:05,219 --> 00:43:06,587
[Charlie] Do you have
a plastic bag?
865
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,322
-No.
-[Charlie] Yeah, okay.
866
00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:09,723
Never mind.
867
00:43:14,762 --> 00:43:16,831
[phone rings]
868
00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:21,570
Hey, Devan. What's up?
869
00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:23,237
[Devan] I'm sorry, Mr. D.,
870
00:43:23,370 --> 00:43:25,206
but I got some not-so-great
news
about your apartment.
871
00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:26,941
Apparently, Harry Styles called
872
00:43:27,074 --> 00:43:28,976
and wanted your apartment
for his LA pied-à-terre,
873
00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:30,945
offered a bunch of cash,
and they gave it to him.
874
00:43:31,078 --> 00:43:32,646
-Not cool.
-What-- what are--
875
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:34,315
-What are you talking about?
-And I get it.
876
00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:36,617
I mean, I'm totally a Styler,
but also not cool.
877
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,285
No, no, no. Devan?
878
00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:39,920
But the good news is
I checked out another place
879
00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:41,523
that we manage
that you will love.
880
00:43:41,655 --> 00:43:43,424
I can show it to you
this afternoon.
881
00:43:43,558 --> 00:43:44,792
-It's great.
-Okay.
882
00:43:44,925 --> 00:43:46,026
-Well, then, let's go--
-[line beeps]
883
00:43:48,195 --> 00:43:50,599
Don't have misgivings.
This is part of the process.
884
00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:52,166
-Here.
-Oh, thanks, Bill.
885
00:43:53,467 --> 00:43:54,902
How's Devan? Is he helping?
886
00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:56,003
Uh, yeah.
887
00:43:56,137 --> 00:43:58,739
-He's a-- he's a real go-getter.
-Yeah.
888
00:43:58,873 --> 00:44:00,341
I don't know what
I would've done without him
889
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:01,442
in my divorces.
890
00:44:01,576 --> 00:44:03,010
Gotta have a bachelor pad.
891
00:44:03,144 --> 00:44:04,645
Wait till you start putting it
to good use, right?
892
00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:06,280
[clicks tongue]
893
00:44:06,814 --> 00:44:08,215
How's Justin handling it?
894
00:44:08,716 --> 00:44:10,217
Who?
895
00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:11,852
Justin. Your son.
896
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:13,888
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he's great.
897
00:44:14,021 --> 00:44:16,591
I think
our relationship's probably...
898
00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:19,193
it's as good as it's
ever gonna be, you know?
899
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,529
-Uh-huh.
-[Bill laughs]
900
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:22,263
-Uh, I'm gonna go get a latte.
-Yeah.
901
00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:24,098
Grab me one, too.
902
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,602
-Hey, Dad.
-Oh, God.
903
00:44:27,735 --> 00:44:28,802
Oh. [chuckles nervously]
904
00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:30,237
This is for a friend.
905
00:44:30,371 --> 00:44:32,406
Terrible habit.
I should-- he should quit.
906
00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:33,642
-Yeah.
-Why aren't you at school?
907
00:44:33,774 --> 00:44:35,242
They canceled it.
908
00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:37,244
You expect me to believe that?
909
00:44:37,378 --> 00:44:38,846
I believe you were holding
that cigarette for a friend.
910
00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:40,681
Fair enough.
What can I do for you?
911
00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:42,183
Well, I have these gift cards
912
00:44:42,316 --> 00:44:44,351
from your last birthday
that you haven't used.
913
00:44:44,485 --> 00:44:45,819
-These?
-Yeah.
914
00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:46,921
They're brand-new.
915
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:48,455
Unlike your smoking habit,
916
00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:50,691
which I'm willing
to keep a secret.
917
00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:52,561
If what?
918
00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:54,995
If you let me
give you a makeover.
919
00:44:56,197 --> 00:44:57,331
What? Me? No.
920
00:44:57,464 --> 00:44:58,432
Uh, what are you talking about?
921
00:44:58,567 --> 00:44:59,733
-Dad.
-Honey,
922
00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:01,368
I really do appreciate
the thought
923
00:45:01,502 --> 00:45:03,505
and the general weirdness
924
00:45:03,638 --> 00:45:06,173
of your sudden appearance here,
925
00:45:06,307 --> 00:45:07,374
-but--
-Trust me.
926
00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:09,810
You need one.
927
00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:12,246
Desperately.
928
00:45:13,582 --> 00:45:14,782
Are you sure, honey?
929
00:45:14,915 --> 00:45:16,483
Yes, I'm sure.
You look amazing, Dad.
930
00:45:16,618 --> 00:45:17,851
I don't feel
like myself, honestly.
931
00:45:17,985 --> 00:45:19,521
Please you just have to
be confident.
932
00:45:19,654 --> 00:45:21,656
But when you see Mom, please
tell her this was your idea.
933
00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:23,224
-Okay.
-Okay?
934
00:45:23,357 --> 00:45:25,192
I had nothing to do with it.
You did it for her.
935
00:45:25,326 --> 00:45:26,193
No, no, no, no.
936
00:45:26,327 --> 00:45:27,761
Honey, this isn't
a good idea for me
937
00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:29,096
to be lying to
your mother right now.
938
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,364
No, you'll be fine. It's fine.
939
00:45:32,766 --> 00:45:35,537
Ooh, what happened to you?
940
00:45:35,670 --> 00:45:36,904
-You like it?
-Uh-huh.
941
00:45:37,037 --> 00:45:39,106
Just decided to change my look.
942
00:45:39,807 --> 00:45:41,242
In time for being single?
943
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,377
No, I did it all for you.
944
00:45:44,111 --> 00:45:45,479
Well, I don't believe that.
945
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:47,414
Emma told me to say that.
946
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,418
She showed up at my work,
and she gave me a makeover.
947
00:45:51,553 --> 00:45:52,753
-Emma?
-Yeah.
948
00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:54,388
But wasn't she at school?
949
00:45:54,522 --> 00:45:56,490
She said it was canceled.
950
00:45:58,759 --> 00:46:00,027
-That's weird.
-Yeah.
951
00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:02,530
Tip of the iceberg.
952
00:46:02,664 --> 00:46:04,365
Weirdest day
I've ever experienced.
953
00:46:04,798 --> 00:46:05,966
Well, maybe
it's just because you know
954
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,168
-what's happening tonight.
-Yeah.
955
00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:10,004
Hey. Hello.
956
00:46:10,538 --> 00:46:12,206
What is the deal
with the Diehls?
957
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:13,742
[laughs maniacally]
I-- I don't know.
958
00:46:13,874 --> 00:46:15,644
Let's find out.
Let's find out together.
959
00:46:15,776 --> 00:46:17,044
Come on in.
960
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:18,812
-How are you?
-Good.
961
00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,047
How are you? Thank you.
962
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:22,883
I'm great.
This is-- this is great.
963
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,154
-[Jen] So, um...
-[Dr. Polhemus clears throat]
964
00:46:27,622 --> 00:46:28,989
Sorry, family emergency.
965
00:46:29,123 --> 00:46:30,891
So this is happening tonight.
966
00:46:31,025 --> 00:46:33,294
Mmm. Mm-hmm. I hear that.
967
00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:36,130
But what if--
what if it doesn't?
968
00:46:36,765 --> 00:46:38,932
What do we have to do together
969
00:46:39,066 --> 00:46:40,602
to keep you two from uncoupling?
970
00:46:40,735 --> 00:46:42,570
I thought we were telling
the kids tonight at dinner,
971
00:46:42,704 --> 00:46:44,171
and that's what
we've spoken about.
972
00:46:44,305 --> 00:46:46,173
It feels a little soon.
Let's not rush into things.
973
00:46:46,307 --> 00:46:47,941
I'm-- I'm sorry, did--
did something change?
974
00:46:48,075 --> 00:46:49,476
Because last week, you were...
975
00:46:49,611 --> 00:46:51,412
Last week was so last week,
am I right? [laughs]
976
00:46:51,546 --> 00:46:54,348
I say so many things, you know.
Words just come out of my mouth.
977
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:55,816
Ju-- just trying things.
978
00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:58,720
But this week,
I'm getting this vibe, right?
979
00:46:58,852 --> 00:47:00,888
That you two
are just great people.
980
00:47:01,021 --> 00:47:02,691
Great people who can either,
981
00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:04,191
hey, stay together
982
00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:06,827
or make the same mistakes
with less great people.
983
00:47:07,194 --> 00:47:08,730
I don't know,
just spitballing here.
984
00:47:08,862 --> 00:47:11,398
Why don't we just stay together,
you guys?
985
00:47:11,533 --> 00:47:12,966
Are you serious?
986
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:14,902
I'm detecting a little bit
of anger in that voice.
987
00:47:15,035 --> 00:47:18,707
Well, you just turned around
after months of discussion
988
00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:20,240
-and-- and changed your mind.
-True.
989
00:47:20,374 --> 00:47:21,576
I don't even know
what I'm doing.
990
00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:23,010
There's nothing there.
991
00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:25,245
There's nothing there. [sobs]
992
00:47:25,379 --> 00:47:27,081
[whispering]
There's nothing there.
993
00:47:28,148 --> 00:47:29,517
I know what I'm doing.
994
00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:31,251
I'm keeping you two
from burning it all down.
995
00:47:31,385 --> 00:47:32,754
-What are you doing?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
996
00:47:32,886 --> 00:47:34,789
Putting out the fire.
Cooling you off.
997
00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:36,725
Cool off. [laughs]
998
00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:38,192
How about a candy,
you guys, huh?
999
00:47:38,325 --> 00:47:41,128
Let's sweeten the deal
for the Diehls.
1000
00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:42,162
Oh!
1001
00:47:42,296 --> 00:47:43,497
You just have a great last name.
1002
00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:44,865
I don't like my last name,
1003
00:47:44,998 --> 00:47:47,101
but we can't pick
our Danish stepfathers.
1004
00:47:47,234 --> 00:47:48,636
[in Danish accent] Nothing was
ever good enough for him.
1005
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,138
[laughs maniacally] I'm okay.
1006
00:47:52,373 --> 00:47:54,141
What about when
he spritzed us with the water?
1007
00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:56,276
Oh, my God.
What is wrong with this guy?
1008
00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:59,880
-That's so unprofessional.
-Who-- who recommended him?
1009
00:48:00,013 --> 00:48:02,483
Bill. Bill from your work.
[laughs]
1010
00:48:02,617 --> 00:48:03,585
You're right.
1011
00:48:03,718 --> 00:48:05,953
-It wa-- it was.
-100%.
1012
00:48:06,086 --> 00:48:08,055
And by the way, you have lost,
like, ten years.
1013
00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:10,124
This haircut is so cute.
1014
00:48:10,592 --> 00:48:11,659
Oh.
1015
00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:14,361
Does that mean
we're touching each other again?
1016
00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:18,432
If so, maybe we go back
to the house,
1017
00:48:18,566 --> 00:48:19,634
take a nap.
1018
00:48:20,434 --> 00:48:21,669
Are you serious?
1019
00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,036
Well, we're still married.
1020
00:48:23,170 --> 00:48:25,239
[hopeful music plays]
1021
00:48:25,372 --> 00:48:26,608
Some countries you'd have to.
1022
00:48:26,741 --> 00:48:30,411
[laughs] Eric. Eric.
1023
00:48:45,693 --> 00:48:47,829
[both moaning and panting]
1024
00:48:47,961 --> 00:48:51,365
Turns out all we needed to do
to have a good nap was split up.
1025
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:53,735
No wonder
half the country's divorced.
1026
00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:55,603
[groans] Right.
1027
00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:58,305
Why did we stop trying?
1028
00:48:59,106 --> 00:49:00,374
I don't know.
1029
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,610
It's just easier, right?
1030
00:49:04,178 --> 00:49:05,647
Just give in to it.
1031
00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:08,516
Entropy.
1032
00:49:12,152 --> 00:49:14,221
You ever
think there's a way back?
1033
00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:16,256
What?
1034
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:19,627
[groans] You ever think there--
1035
00:49:27,434 --> 00:49:30,070
-What did you say?
-Nothing.
1036
00:49:32,439 --> 00:49:33,373
Nothing.
1037
00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:35,309
-[Jen chuckles]
-[Eric grunts]
1038
00:49:36,009 --> 00:49:38,078
[groans] Yeah.
1039
00:49:38,212 --> 00:49:39,379
Are you all right?
1040
00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:41,348
Yeah. Fine.
1041
00:49:45,653 --> 00:49:46,754
Ugh.
1042
00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:49,524
I got to make a work call.
I got a new private.
1043
00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:50,725
Mmm. Lucky guy.
1044
00:49:51,391 --> 00:49:52,760
How do you know it's a guy?
1045
00:49:53,427 --> 00:49:54,495
Lucky guess.
1046
00:49:55,462 --> 00:49:57,397
I'll leave you in private,
so you make your call
1047
00:49:57,532 --> 00:49:58,666
to your private.
1048
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,067
What?
1049
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:01,703
[Eric] Ooh.
1050
00:50:02,269 --> 00:50:04,271
Now, as you can see,
everything is up-to-the-minute,
1051
00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:05,940
cutting-edge, state-of-the-art.
1052
00:50:06,073 --> 00:50:08,242
Everything that
the modern, hot, single man,
1053
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:09,978
especially with this look,
could ask for.
1054
00:50:10,110 --> 00:50:11,880
Yeah, okay, and I want to be
clear about this.
1055
00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:13,948
This place
is available immediately.
1056
00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:16,149
Oh, yeah, it's all yours.
No worries.
1057
00:50:16,283 --> 00:50:17,986
And wait till
the new hookups see this place.
1058
00:50:18,118 --> 00:50:21,088
I'm talking muy enthusiastic
consent, hombre.
1059
00:50:21,221 --> 00:50:22,489
-Okay.
-Okay?
1060
00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:24,224
And most of
the residents are single,
1061
00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:26,794
so you don't have to
deal with any annoying kids.
1062
00:50:26,928 --> 00:50:28,095
All right, right this way.
1063
00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:29,964
[door panel beeps]
1064
00:50:30,097 --> 00:50:32,065
-All right. Here we go.
-[door creaks open]
1065
00:50:34,034 --> 00:50:36,804
And you are going to
love this place.
1066
00:50:36,938 --> 00:50:39,007
-Okay?
-[door beeping]
1067
00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:40,307
[synthetic voice] Wrong number--
1068
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,010
Oh, the gate's
a little malfunctioning.
1069
00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:44,512
Okay, hold on, let's do
a [indistinct]. [laughs]
1070
00:50:45,212 --> 00:50:46,346
Here we go.
1071
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,216
Welcome
to your new bachelor pa--
1072
00:50:49,817 --> 00:50:52,152
Oh, my Lord!
1073
00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,524
Yeah, it was perfect
this morning!
1074
00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:58,358
You know, I-- I-- I'm sorry,
Mr. Diehl.
1075
00:50:58,492 --> 00:51:00,160
We'll get this fixed up
and have it good as new.
1076
00:51:00,294 --> 00:51:03,698
[continues inaudibly]
1077
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,736
What am I doing?
1078
00:51:14,776 --> 00:51:17,277
[Jen] Oh, God,
I forgot about that, yeah.
1079
00:51:17,411 --> 00:51:18,478
Who would put it there?
1080
00:51:18,613 --> 00:51:21,214
-Hmm. Maybe a crazy man?
-What?
1081
00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:24,384
Were you two, uh...
1082
00:51:25,019 --> 00:51:26,286
What?
1083
00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:29,189
Never mind. Um, honey...
1084
00:51:30,123 --> 00:51:31,158
can we talk?
1085
00:51:31,559 --> 00:51:33,595
Who came up with
the idea of a deadline?
1086
00:51:33,728 --> 00:51:36,496
Ma-- ma-- maybe we, you know,
could do it next week
1087
00:51:36,631 --> 00:51:39,433
or a couple of weeks
or the first of the month.
1088
00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:41,368
But you've talked about
being in limbo.
1089
00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:45,006
Don't you want to move on
with your life as a single guy?
1090
00:51:45,138 --> 00:51:47,107
Jen, you know
that's not what I want.
1091
00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:50,377
And if there's any chance
that we can work this out,
1092
00:51:50,511 --> 00:51:52,981
isn't it worth waiting a moment?
1093
00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:54,849
Do you really believe that?
1094
00:52:00,153 --> 00:52:02,255
I know I haven't been...
1095
00:52:03,156 --> 00:52:05,793
fully present for a while.
1096
00:52:06,728 --> 00:52:09,262
But you know,
ever since Taylor was born,
1097
00:52:09,396 --> 00:52:11,799
I'm like a ghost in this house.
1098
00:52:12,399 --> 00:52:14,602
I certainly fell off your radar.
1099
00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:19,073
I just...
1100
00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:20,942
[groans] I have three kids who--
1101
00:52:21,075 --> 00:52:22,209
We have three kids, Jen.
1102
00:52:22,342 --> 00:52:23,678
So where have you been?
1103
00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:28,448
You're just
so much better at it than me.
1104
00:52:29,449 --> 00:52:30,718
Especially with Taylor.
1105
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:32,587
I could never reach him.
1106
00:52:33,087 --> 00:52:35,155
At all.
And I could never reach you.
1107
00:52:35,288 --> 00:52:36,557
[hopeful music plays]
1108
00:52:36,691 --> 00:52:39,259
I just-- I don't know,
just checked out.
1109
00:52:39,393 --> 00:52:41,663
Like, I've had one foot
out the door for months.
1110
00:52:42,597 --> 00:52:45,600
But today,
something changed, really.
1111
00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:51,338
God, I-- I don't want to
live my life without...
1112
00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:53,841
my family, without my kids...
1113
00:52:55,810 --> 00:52:56,878
without you.
1114
00:52:57,344 --> 00:52:58,546
How do I know you won't have
1115
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,214
one foot out of the door
again tomorrow?
1116
00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:05,318
I'm right here.
1117
00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:06,921
Fully committed.
1118
00:53:09,724 --> 00:53:11,659
And you'll let Emma
keep dressing you?
1119
00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:17,765
-Yes, I will.
-[both laugh]
1120
00:53:21,769 --> 00:53:24,072
Oh, Emma,
you can go to your party.
1121
00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:26,339
Really? Yay!
1122
00:53:28,643 --> 00:53:29,744
Whoa.
1123
00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:32,245
That's a lot of
excitement for a party.
1124
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,115
Oh, I'm not going.
1125
00:53:34,247 --> 00:53:35,650
I'm just...
1126
00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:38,351
happy, you know,
to have the option.
1127
00:53:40,855 --> 00:53:41,923
Okay.
1128
00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,635
[sighs]
1129
00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:02,143
[clock chiming]
1130
00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:04,512
[intriguing music plays]
1131
00:54:21,062 --> 00:54:22,130
Dad?
1132
00:54:22,496 --> 00:54:23,865
What are you doing?
1133
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:27,168
Uh, you know, my, uh,
grandfather always said,
1134
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:29,103
"The clock can help you
now and then."
1135
00:54:29,237 --> 00:54:30,671
But it was always broken.
1136
00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:33,808
I can never figure out
the gears or the movements,
1137
00:54:33,941 --> 00:54:35,009
but look at that.
1138
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:39,180
Galileo said that a pendulum
will stay in motion
1139
00:54:39,312 --> 00:54:41,115
unless a force acts
to make it stop.
1140
00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:42,717
Otherwise, it'll just go forward
1141
00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:46,187
and backward
and forward and backward.
1142
00:54:46,654 --> 00:54:48,689
Your great-grandfather
would be very proud of you two.
1143
00:54:49,557 --> 00:54:50,892
Text from your realtor?
1144
00:54:51,025 --> 00:54:52,660
"Your new bachelor pad
is clean and ready."
1145
00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:53,895
Uh-oh, no, wait.
1146
00:54:54,028 --> 00:54:55,596
I didn't want to do this
in front of the kids,
1147
00:54:55,730 --> 00:54:56,864
but so much
for being fully committed.
1148
00:54:56,998 --> 00:54:58,833
No, no, no,
this is a miscommunication.
1149
00:54:58,966 --> 00:55:00,234
This was supposed
to be a trial separation.
1150
00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:02,170
You were going to stay at Dan's.
1151
00:55:02,302 --> 00:55:03,271
You said Dan's was gross.
1152
00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:04,572
I was trying to find a place
1153
00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:06,073
that was comfortable
for the kids.
1154
00:55:06,207 --> 00:55:07,340
Yeah, and for
your new girlfriend.
1155
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:08,643
[Eric]
There's no new girlfriend.
1156
00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:10,077
[Jen]
Just a lonely bachelor pad.
1157
00:55:10,211 --> 00:55:11,712
There's no bachelor pad!
1158
00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:13,181
You better hope there is,
because you need somewhere
1159
00:55:13,313 --> 00:55:14,414
to stay tonight.
1160
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:15,983
And you know what?
1161
00:55:16,117 --> 00:55:18,351
It's lucky for you,
you have a packed suitcase
1162
00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:19,486
under your bed!
1163
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,556
-No.
-And I saw it!
1164
00:55:22,056 --> 00:55:23,291
Jen!
1165
00:55:25,226 --> 00:55:26,561
Jen!
1166
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:31,032
Should I do the honors?
1167
00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:41,408
Does he look tired to you?
1168
00:55:45,947 --> 00:55:46,981
All right.
1169
00:55:47,114 --> 00:55:49,050
[static crackling]
1170
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,418
[dramatic music plays]
1171
00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:15,076
[music crescendos]
1172
00:56:15,209 --> 00:56:16,978
[alarm beeping]
1173
00:56:17,111 --> 00:56:19,446
[rock music plays]
1174
00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:23,951
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1175
00:56:26,187 --> 00:56:29,257
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
1176
00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:32,392
[vocalizing]
1177
00:56:40,534 --> 00:56:43,137
[intriguing music plays]
1178
00:56:54,982 --> 00:56:57,351
[Emma] We steal his phone,
that's great!
1179
00:56:57,484 --> 00:56:58,451
[British Pop Star]
But we can't be
1180
00:56:58,586 --> 00:56:59,854
in three places at once.
1181
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:01,656
Oh, God.
1182
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:03,024
Hey, guys,
what are you talking about?
1183
00:57:03,157 --> 00:57:04,292
Nothing to do with you.
1184
00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:06,894
Why are you guys
always leaving me out of stuff?
1185
00:57:07,028 --> 00:57:08,029
[Max groans]
1186
00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:10,064
-[Emma chuckling]
-Ow.
1187
00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:16,203
-[amplifier beeps]
-[rock music playing]
1188
00:57:16,337 --> 00:57:19,006
[Max vocalizing]
1189
00:57:27,581 --> 00:57:29,482
[Emma] If I'm not in my room
or eating breakfast,
1190
00:57:29,617 --> 00:57:30,751
he comes down here.
1191
00:57:30,885 --> 00:57:32,320
I don't want him
involved with this!
1192
00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:34,388
-Involved in what?
-Have a nice trip.
1193
00:57:34,522 --> 00:57:36,924
You better come--
[grunts and groans]
1194
00:57:37,658 --> 00:57:38,960
How did you know
that was going to happen?
1195
00:57:39,093 --> 00:57:40,227
[Emma sighs]
1196
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:44,464
Taylor discovered that Grandpa's
clock can turn back time.
1197
00:57:45,498 --> 00:57:46,634
Seriously?
1198
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,704
-That's so cool!
-Wait, no, no, no, stop!
1199
00:57:50,104 --> 00:57:51,706
[Max groans]
1200
00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:55,409
Wow, it really works!
1201
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:57,144
You can't tell
anyone about this.
1202
00:57:57,278 --> 00:57:58,478
Please, just, I don't know,
1203
00:57:58,612 --> 00:58:00,147
go to school
like it's a normal day.
1204
00:58:00,281 --> 00:58:02,116
But I want to help you guys
with whatever you're doing.
1205
00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:04,051
Think of us working together.
1206
00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,319
[Obama's voice]
He turned back the clock.
1207
00:58:05,453 --> 00:58:06,454
He's stuck with us now.
1208
00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:08,122
[Emma sighs] Fine.
1209
00:58:08,956 --> 00:58:11,292
Max, we can't afford
any screw-ups.
1210
00:58:11,425 --> 00:58:13,861
This is a very
delicate situation.
1211
00:58:15,162 --> 00:58:17,031
Mom and Dad
are going to break up at dinner
1212
00:58:17,164 --> 00:58:19,333
if we don't do
everything exactly right.
1213
00:58:19,467 --> 00:58:20,735
Wait, what?
1214
00:58:23,671 --> 00:58:25,406
[Obama's voice]
Pay attention, Max.
1215
00:58:25,539 --> 00:58:27,008
The clock is aging.
1216
00:58:27,141 --> 00:58:29,443
It can't take much more.
1217
00:58:29,577 --> 00:58:31,812
This day may be our last chance.
1218
00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,414
Let me help.
1219
00:58:33,547 --> 00:58:35,116
They're my mom and dad, too.
1220
00:58:35,249 --> 00:58:40,021
♪
1221
00:58:42,023 --> 00:58:44,725
It's so obvious
Dad packed this and not Mom.
1222
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:47,128
Ten pairs of underwear
and two shirts?
1223
00:58:47,261 --> 00:58:49,630
[man] So both
Max and Emma are sick today?
1224
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:52,900
That sounds so real.
1225
00:58:53,034 --> 00:58:54,502
That's even better
than the Obama filter.
1226
00:58:54,635 --> 00:58:55,936
Hey, guys.
What are you doing down here?
1227
00:58:56,070 --> 00:58:57,738
I'm going to drive Max
to school today,
1228
00:58:57,872 --> 00:58:59,340
so you're off the hook.
1229
00:58:59,473 --> 00:59:00,674
-To school?
-But we just--
1230
00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:02,877
And Taylor, honey,
did you know that,
1231
00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:04,645
um, we're having dinner tonight?
1232
00:59:04,779 --> 00:59:05,946
[Emma] We already told him.
1233
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,848
We're all really
looking forward to it.
1234
00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:12,319
It'll be so nice having dinner
together for a change.
1235
00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:14,055
-Yeah, it's been a while.
-Oh.
1236
00:59:14,789 --> 00:59:16,190
-Oh, shoot! Watch out!
-What?
1237
00:59:16,323 --> 00:59:21,228
♪
1238
00:59:27,601 --> 00:59:29,103
A-- are you sure
you can afford this?
1239
00:59:29,236 --> 00:59:31,372
We made $8,000
day trading this morning.
1240
00:59:32,073 --> 00:59:34,075
-Is that like drug dealing?
-No.
1241
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,910
We knew which stocks
were going up in the first hour,
1242
00:59:36,043 --> 00:59:37,912
so I put all
my babysitting money into them.
1243
00:59:38,513 --> 00:59:40,114
Forget Mom and Dad.
Let's go to Vegas.
1244
00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:41,916
We can get one of those
high-roller suites
1245
00:59:42,049 --> 00:59:43,350
and have a sibling camp out.
1246
00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:47,254
[adventurous music playing]
1247
00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:54,595
[music intensifies]
1248
00:59:55,796 --> 00:59:56,997
[indistinct chatter]
1249
00:59:57,131 --> 00:59:58,466
Hi, Mom.
1250
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:00,434
Teacher sent me from school
to get information for a report.
1251
01:00:00,801 --> 01:00:02,436
Max, what are you--
[Jen chuckles]
1252
01:00:02,571 --> 01:00:04,472
Max, this is Richard,
my student.
1253
01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:05,840
What's up, bro?
Cool duds.
1254
01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:07,441
Yeah, you can leave now.
1255
01:00:07,576 --> 01:00:09,310
-Wait, don't be rude.
-Right.
1256
01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:11,412
-Please leave now.
-I'm so sorry.
1257
01:00:11,546 --> 01:00:12,980
No, it's cool. It's cool.
1258
01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:15,182
I mean,
little bro's on a mission.
1259
01:00:15,616 --> 01:00:17,084
-Catch you later?
-Okay.
1260
01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:19,286
Tell me about
your first date with Dad.
1261
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,523
-How did you get here?
-I gotta get back to school.
1262
01:00:21,655 --> 01:00:24,425
-Go. First date.
-Um, okay, so, uh,
1263
01:00:24,559 --> 01:00:25,960
your dad had tickets
to a symphony,
1264
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,928
and it was classical music,
which I'm not into,
1265
01:00:28,062 --> 01:00:29,797
but I thought he was cute,
so I said yes.
1266
01:00:30,197 --> 01:00:32,933
Uh, we went there,
and there was this concert hall,
1267
01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:35,469
and next to it was
a food truck selling beignets.
1268
01:00:35,604 --> 01:00:36,737
-A what?
-Oh, a beignet.
1269
01:00:36,871 --> 01:00:38,038
It's like a donut,
1270
01:00:38,172 --> 01:00:39,707
but they don't have
a hole in it.
1271
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,642
Oh, anyway, so,
you know, your dad was like,
1272
01:00:41,775 --> 01:00:43,944
"Oh, they smell so good,
we have to try one."
1273
01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:45,547
We were running late,
but I was like,
1274
01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:46,714
"Ah, okay, and--"
1275
01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,550
Oh, God, I'll never forget.
1276
01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:51,152
That first bite...
1277
01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:52,720
it was so delicious.
1278
01:00:53,454 --> 01:00:55,689
And then it started snowing.
1279
01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,492
[sighs]
It was so crazy, because,
1280
01:00:58,627 --> 01:01:00,828
like, it never snows in town.
1281
01:01:01,729 --> 01:01:03,397
And it was just so new.
1282
01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:07,001
[sobbing]
And so exciting.
1283
01:01:08,068 --> 01:01:09,670
And it was just like...
1284
01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:14,175
the city, your dad, life.
1285
01:01:14,308 --> 01:01:15,376
It was just--
1286
01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:19,246
It was packed into
this one magical moment.
1287
01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:20,447
Are you okay?
1288
01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:22,850
Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
1289
01:01:22,983 --> 01:01:24,251
I-- I just hope that someday
1290
01:01:24,385 --> 01:01:26,621
you can experience that
with someone,
1291
01:01:26,754 --> 01:01:28,355
because it really was special.
1292
01:01:30,592 --> 01:01:32,059
Is it still in a circle?
1293
01:01:32,726 --> 01:01:35,029
-What, sweetie?
-Even without the hole.
1294
01:01:35,530 --> 01:01:36,864
A beignet?
1295
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:38,999
No, honey, it's--
it's shaped like a square.
1296
01:01:39,433 --> 01:01:41,702
-Wait, what's this project for?
-I-- I have to go.
1297
01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,939
Wait, Max, how are you
getting back to school?
1298
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,408
[dynamic music plays]
1299
01:01:49,743 --> 01:01:51,646
[Max] Symphony, snow,
and a beignet truck.
1300
01:01:51,779 --> 01:01:52,947
[Emma] A what truck?
1301
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,481
Like a donut,
but square in holes.
1302
01:01:54,616 --> 01:01:55,849
I have friends
in a school orchestra,
1303
01:01:55,983 --> 01:01:57,451
but where do we get
a beignet truck?
1304
01:01:57,952 --> 01:01:59,320
I have an idea about snow.
1305
01:01:59,453 --> 01:02:04,391
♪
1306
01:02:06,628 --> 01:02:08,195
Does he even
care about the fish?
1307
01:02:08,329 --> 01:02:10,898
-Oh, I was just taking him--
-Max.
1308
01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,735
Oh, Nemo?
1309
01:02:16,470 --> 01:02:18,872
Oh, no!
1310
01:02:19,006 --> 01:02:20,508
I had nothing to do with this,
you did this for her.
1311
01:02:20,642 --> 01:02:22,910
No, no, no, no, honey,
this isn't a good idea for me
1312
01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:24,613
to be lying to your mother
right now.
1313
01:02:24,745 --> 01:02:26,981
[Emma] It's fine. You're fine.
1314
01:02:27,114 --> 01:02:31,919
♪
1315
01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:33,487
Harry Styles called.
1316
01:02:33,622 --> 01:02:35,289
He wanted your apartment
for his L.A. pied-à-terre,
1317
01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:37,191
The good news is,
I checked out another place
1318
01:02:37,324 --> 01:02:39,126
that we manage
that you will love.
1319
01:02:39,661 --> 01:02:40,695
You can see it right now.
1320
01:02:40,828 --> 01:02:43,264
[intense music plays]
1321
01:02:52,906 --> 01:02:54,808
-[glass shattering]
-[kids chuckling]
1322
01:02:56,243 --> 01:03:02,216
♪
1323
01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:08,489
[both grunt]
1324
01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:14,828
♪
1325
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,001
We gotta go. [indistinct]
1326
01:03:21,135 --> 01:03:23,605
[Max]
Really? Not now. This is fun.
1327
01:03:23,738 --> 01:03:30,311
♪
1328
01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:34,315
This is so much fun,
I don't want this day to end.
1329
01:03:34,448 --> 01:03:35,784
Don't say that.
1330
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:37,151
Okay.
1331
01:03:37,284 --> 01:03:42,189
♪
1332
01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:54,201
[whistle blows]
1333
01:03:56,638 --> 01:03:59,973
♪
1334
01:04:08,683 --> 01:04:10,484
-Hey!
-[metal crashing]
1335
01:04:12,486 --> 01:04:15,657
What the hell?
What did you do to my car?
1336
01:04:15,790 --> 01:04:17,124
Bumblebee stole my phone!
1337
01:04:17,257 --> 01:04:19,059
[Devan]
The whole place is trashed.
1338
01:04:19,426 --> 01:04:21,529
-In position, make the call.
-Good job, Max.
1339
01:04:21,663 --> 01:04:24,431
We'll finish everything at home.
You know what to do now.
1340
01:04:24,998 --> 01:04:27,334
Devan, call for you on my line.
1341
01:04:27,468 --> 01:04:29,269
It's Barack Obama.
1342
01:04:30,237 --> 01:04:31,338
What?
1343
01:04:31,472 --> 01:04:34,007
[quiet chatter]
1344
01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:38,112
-Hello?
-[Obama's voice] Is this Devan?
1345
01:04:38,245 --> 01:04:39,748
-Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
-Devan,
1346
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,281
I've been trying
to reach you all day.
1347
01:04:41,415 --> 01:04:42,717
-Yeah.
-I need a [indistinct], man.
1348
01:04:42,851 --> 01:04:44,151
Well, what about Michelle?
1349
01:04:44,284 --> 01:04:45,953
[Devan] Okay, well,
are the girls coming?
1350
01:04:46,086 --> 01:04:47,522
Yeah, believe me.
1351
01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:51,593
Maxman to base.
Mission accomplished.
1352
01:04:51,726 --> 01:04:52,993
[Richard] Let's do this!
1353
01:04:53,127 --> 01:04:55,095
[Richard grunting]
1354
01:04:56,330 --> 01:04:57,766
[Richard laughs viciously]
1355
01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:59,900
According to Find-A-Phone,
you stole--
1356
01:05:01,836 --> 01:05:03,303
Your Jen's kid.
1357
01:05:03,437 --> 01:05:05,607
-It's Emma and Taylor's fault.
-Let's go, Bumblebee.
1358
01:05:08,743 --> 01:05:10,911
Oh. Oh, my God.
1359
01:05:11,044 --> 01:05:12,446
[classical music playing]
1360
01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:14,114
This is amazing.
1361
01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:16,684
♪
1362
01:05:16,818 --> 01:05:19,086
[indistinct chattering]
1363
01:05:20,053 --> 01:05:21,054
[both] Did you?
1364
01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:22,489
-I did-- I--
-I did not.
1365
01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:23,957
I swear.
1366
01:05:25,325 --> 01:05:26,393
Wow.
1367
01:05:26,994 --> 01:05:28,929
It was pretty fantastic.
1368
01:05:29,496 --> 01:05:30,732
That date.
1369
01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:32,332
That whole night.
1370
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:34,903
-Yeah, it was.
-It was.
1371
01:05:35,035 --> 01:05:36,303
[both chuckle]
1372
01:05:36,838 --> 01:05:38,972
This is unusual.
1373
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,242
-Smells good.
-Sure does.
1374
01:05:42,777 --> 01:05:44,111
Should we get a beignet?
1375
01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:45,979
I think we should.
1376
01:05:47,281 --> 01:05:49,684
-We're gonna have two beignets.
-Come on right up.
1377
01:05:49,818 --> 01:05:54,856
♪
1378
01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,457
Dylan.
1379
01:05:57,692 --> 01:06:00,227
-All right, here you guys...
-Where's Max?
1380
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,297
♪
1381
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:05,466
Hmm. They're just as good
as they were back then.
1382
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,602
Back then,
I was too terrified to even eat.
1383
01:06:07,735 --> 01:06:10,137
I was afraid you were gonna slap
me when I asked you to kiss me.
1384
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:12,272
I would have kissed you
at any time during that date.
1385
01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:14,274
I probably
would have kissed you hello.
1386
01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:17,745
-Now you tell me.
-[Jen giggling]
1387
01:06:21,048 --> 01:06:22,951
[Jen laughing]
1388
01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:24,519
So you didn't do this?
1389
01:06:25,152 --> 01:06:26,554
I didn't do this.
1390
01:06:28,188 --> 01:06:29,624
It was Max.
1391
01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:31,158
Our Max?
1392
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:33,393
He grilled me about
our first date this morning.
1393
01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:43,671
-Wait. Wait, it's snowing?
-Snow.
1394
01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:45,940
This is fantastic.
1395
01:06:46,073 --> 01:06:49,209
[emotional music plays]
1396
01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:00,555
I want to stay
with you and the kids.
1397
01:07:01,255 --> 01:07:03,357
There's no other home for me.
1398
01:07:04,091 --> 01:07:05,793
I want you to stay, too.
1399
01:07:13,701 --> 01:07:16,036
All right, Stuart Little.
Judgment day.
1400
01:07:18,405 --> 01:07:20,608
-So what happened?
-Find-A-Phone.
1401
01:07:20,742 --> 01:07:22,810
-I told you to turn it off.
-[Max] I forgot.
1402
01:07:22,944 --> 01:07:24,144
You know this little dude?
1403
01:07:24,278 --> 01:07:26,480
Yeah, he's my brother,
unfortunately.
1404
01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:28,816
Neither of my parents
are home right now,
1405
01:07:28,950 --> 01:07:30,718
so thank you
for bringing him back,
1406
01:07:30,852 --> 01:07:32,954
but I'll just take it from here.
1407
01:07:33,086 --> 01:07:34,288
What's going on here?
1408
01:07:34,421 --> 01:07:35,857
[Emma and Max] Nothing.
1409
01:07:35,990 --> 01:07:37,291
-Nothing.
-Doesn't look like nothing.
1410
01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:39,226
So maybe your mom
wants to hear about this.
1411
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:40,728
-Let's go.
-[Emma and Max] No, no, no, no.
1412
01:07:40,862 --> 01:07:42,597
Let's go, Captain Klepto.
1413
01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:45,700
-Tell your mom.
-Oh, uh, Richard.
1414
01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,869
Wha-- what are you doing here?
1415
01:07:48,002 --> 01:07:49,069
Your kid stole my phone.
1416
01:07:49,202 --> 01:07:50,672
Max, is that true?
1417
01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:53,273
I'm sorry, you-- who are you?
Who's this guy?
1418
01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:54,742
-My student.
-I'm a friend.
1419
01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:57,244
A friend?
How do you know my wife?
1420
01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:58,846
-Okay, let's not do this.
-Let's not.
1421
01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:00,982
I just wanted to let Jen know
what a kid was up to.
1422
01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:02,550
Eric?
Hey, I thought that was you.
1423
01:08:02,684 --> 01:08:04,117
-Hey, hey, how you doing?
-Hey, all right.
1424
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:07,021
Seems to be someone here
has my phone.
1425
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,823
-[both] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-Who's this guy?
1426
01:08:08,957 --> 01:08:10,758
Devan Andrew.
I'm Eric's realtor.
1427
01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:12,326
Realtor? Really?
1428
01:08:12,459 --> 01:08:14,328
And that bachelor pad?
It is ready.
1429
01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,964
-Wow, are you kidding?
-[Richard] Hey, you know what?
1430
01:08:16,096 --> 01:08:17,331
It's all good.
I'm just going to get going.
1431
01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:18,967
You want to go with him?
Beignets, anyone?
1432
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:20,367
Nobody wants a beignet.
1433
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,036
Could they turn this off?
1434
01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:23,103
-[indistinct]
-We've gotta make this right.
1435
01:08:23,236 --> 01:08:24,739
Don't turn it back. Come on.
1436
01:08:25,339 --> 01:08:26,373
[Eric] No bachelor pad.
1437
01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:28,042
[Devan] It's a beautiful pad.
1438
01:08:28,743 --> 01:08:31,012
[Eric] Your timing
wasn't exactly great on that.
1439
01:08:31,144 --> 01:08:32,446
-You need a lawyer.
-[indistinct]
1440
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:34,549
-No, hold on.
-[overlapping conversation]
1441
01:08:34,682 --> 01:08:36,651
[Max whistling]
1442
01:08:36,784 --> 01:08:38,185
Quiet!
1443
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,288
Mom and Dad, all we've been
trying to do today
1444
01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:43,290
is figure out
how to keep you guys together.
1445
01:08:44,092 --> 01:08:45,660
And you keep on screwing it up.
1446
01:08:45,793 --> 01:08:48,161
Okay, Max, we can talk about
this inside at dinner, but--
1447
01:08:48,295 --> 01:08:50,031
No, we do not want
to go to dinner
1448
01:08:50,163 --> 01:08:51,899
because that's where
you always announce it.
1449
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,102
Look, don't take my word for it.
1450
01:08:54,234 --> 01:08:56,470
Taylor's relived the day
38 times.
1451
01:08:56,604 --> 01:08:58,072
-Max, that's enough.
-And every time you screw it up,
1452
01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:00,608
Taylor has to rewind
Grandpa's old clock.
1453
01:09:01,976 --> 01:09:03,343
Taylor?
1454
01:09:04,045 --> 01:09:05,813
No, Taylor,
I told you I got this!
1455
01:09:05,947 --> 01:09:08,016
-[distorted music plays]
-[whoosh]
1456
01:09:08,148 --> 01:09:10,818
[dramatic music plays]
1457
01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,855
[alarm beeping]
1458
01:09:13,988 --> 01:09:16,490
["Doin' It Right" by STS $ RJD2]
1459
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,031
♪ Hands up! ♪
1460
01:09:23,163 --> 01:09:25,165
Max had some sort of
seizure this morning.
1461
01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:27,401
-[Emma sobbing]
-[Max groaning]
1462
01:09:27,535 --> 01:09:30,270
I'm looking at it now, Doctor.
Is there nothing we can do?
1463
01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:32,239
[Dylan] The best thing to do
is keep him calm.
1464
01:09:32,372 --> 01:09:35,643
No surprises
or trauma of any kind.
1465
01:09:37,745 --> 01:09:38,980
[Max groaning]
1466
01:09:39,113 --> 01:09:40,380
What a hospital are you at?
1467
01:09:40,515 --> 01:09:42,349
I think we're gonna need
a second opinion.
1468
01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:44,251
This is a real emergency.
1469
01:09:44,384 --> 01:09:46,921
Are you kidding?
Nobody believes you.
1470
01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:50,091
God, I miss the days we used to
put thermometers on light bulbs.
1471
01:09:50,223 --> 01:09:51,926
♪ See what that might entail ♪
1472
01:09:52,060 --> 01:09:54,494
♪ I got some slight detail
from your homegirl ♪
1473
01:09:54,629 --> 01:09:56,798
♪ You know I knew your
girlfriend back in the day... ♪
1474
01:09:56,931 --> 01:10:00,535
Why would thieves only steal
a dining room table?
1475
01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:01,903
Why not jewelry?
1476
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:04,505
Okay, so your dad and I wanted
to talk to the three of you
1477
01:10:04,639 --> 01:10:07,340
all in the same place
about something important.
1478
01:10:07,474 --> 01:10:09,242
Yes, this is important.
1479
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:12,479
No excuses.
We need everyone at dinner.
1480
01:10:12,613 --> 01:10:14,615
Your dad and I wanted
to talk to the three of you.
1481
01:10:14,749 --> 01:10:17,384
That's one million dollars.
And it's yours to keep.
1482
01:10:17,518 --> 01:10:18,920
All you have
to do is stay married.
1483
01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:20,154
Where did that money come from?
1484
01:10:20,287 --> 01:10:22,090
FBI! Nobody move!
1485
01:10:22,255 --> 01:10:24,559
♪ Yo get your hands in the air,
you came to party tonight ♪
1486
01:10:24,692 --> 01:10:26,293
♪ We gon' get down, hell yeah ♪
1487
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:28,062
♪ You'll have
the time of your life ♪
1488
01:10:28,563 --> 01:10:30,765
So your dad and I wanted
to talk to the three of you.
1489
01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:32,567
Well, I thought
they weren't pretty good.
1490
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:35,203
It was weird, though.
It was like they already knew.
1491
01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:38,005
[indistinct] Wait. Hey!
1492
01:10:39,173 --> 01:10:40,708
Woohoo!
1493
01:10:41,843 --> 01:10:43,243
Get back here!
1494
01:10:44,045 --> 01:10:46,279
♪ Alright, alright
I get the stage crackin' ♪
1495
01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:48,415
♪ Shit, I get major backing ♪
1496
01:10:49,316 --> 01:10:50,918
Listen, we need everybody
at dinner tonight.
1497
01:10:51,052 --> 01:10:52,352
Amazing news!
1498
01:10:52,486 --> 01:10:53,688
I just won a playwriting
contest that includes
1499
01:10:53,821 --> 01:10:55,455
a four-year scholarship
to college.
1500
01:10:55,590 --> 01:10:57,892
Oh, honey! That's amazing!
1501
01:10:58,025 --> 01:11:01,162
-Congratulations.
-Um, there's just one condition.
1502
01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,563
The parents
of the winning student
1503
01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:04,498
have to stay married
for all four years.
1504
01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:08,368
That's a very unusual condition
for a scholarship.
1505
01:11:08,502 --> 01:11:09,971
I mean,
it's a religious foundation.
1506
01:11:10,104 --> 01:11:12,540
I think they just want
to promote marriage, you know?
1507
01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:14,842
But it's not a big deal.
You guys are married.
1508
01:11:14,976 --> 01:11:16,911
American Foundation
for Theatre and Marriage?
1509
01:11:17,044 --> 01:11:18,646
I've never heard of this before.
1510
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:20,982
Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
1511
01:11:21,115 --> 01:11:22,250
I'm sorry, we'll have to do
1512
01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:23,684
-more research.
-No, forget it!
1513
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:29,257
-Wow.
-Weird.
1514
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:30,758
They think
the foundation is bogus.
1515
01:11:30,892 --> 01:11:32,560
We just invented
a new foundation, right?
1516
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:33,961
We need to try cancer again.
1517
01:11:34,095 --> 01:11:35,530
I know I can nail it this time.
1518
01:11:35,663 --> 01:11:37,765
No, look at the clock.
We can't start over anymore.
1519
01:11:37,899 --> 01:11:39,901
If we don't do anything,
they're splitting up at dinner.
1520
01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:41,301
Yeah, I know.
1521
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,071
What do you think, Taylor?
1522
01:11:45,606 --> 01:11:48,543
Why don't you say something
for once?
1523
01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:51,546
-I'm turning it back.
-Whoa, Max. No, you're not.
1524
01:11:51,679 --> 01:11:53,681
-Stop.
-Don't clock block me.
1525
01:11:53,815 --> 01:11:55,448
Oh, my God,
not until we try everything.
1526
01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:56,884
We have tried everything.
1527
01:11:57,018 --> 01:11:58,318
You're gonna waste a day.
1528
01:11:58,451 --> 01:12:00,420
-It's over. I'm doing it.
-No, you're not.
1529
01:12:02,123 --> 01:12:03,758
[glass shattering]
1530
01:12:03,891 --> 01:12:05,492
Oh, God.
1531
01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,662
[Emma] I guess that
settles that.
1532
01:12:07,795 --> 01:12:09,831
-We're stuck with today.
-It's not my fault.
1533
01:12:09,964 --> 01:12:11,532
[Emma] Of course it is.
1534
01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:13,901
This is why
I don't want you around,
1535
01:12:14,035 --> 01:12:15,435
why I always avoid you.
1536
01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:17,672
You screw up everything.
1537
01:12:17,805 --> 01:12:19,707
Only because you never think
I can do anything.
1538
01:12:19,841 --> 01:12:20,942
You can't.
1539
01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:24,011
You're a walking catastrophe,
both of you.
1540
01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:25,513
Don't pick on him.
1541
01:12:27,248 --> 01:12:28,549
She didn't mean it, little bro..
1542
01:12:28,683 --> 01:12:30,985
["Break My Fall"
by Altidore and Chance]
1543
01:12:36,591 --> 01:12:38,893
♪ Wildfire rollin' in ♪
1544
01:12:40,393 --> 01:12:42,897
♪ I'll never get
this chance again ♪
1545
01:12:44,497 --> 01:12:46,934
♪ This rumble from
[indistinct] ♪
1546
01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:50,905
♪ Rising from the empty ground
♪
1547
01:12:52,573 --> 01:12:54,909
♪ Undercover [indistinct] ♪
1548
01:12:56,544 --> 01:12:58,880
♪ I'm moving high above it all
♪
1549
01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:02,917
♪ You'll never tie me down ♪
1550
01:13:04,552 --> 01:13:07,021
♪ I wake up
as I hit the ground ♪
1551
01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:11,592
♪ Don't break my fall ♪
1552
01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:15,462
♪ I'll lose it all ♪
1553
01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:19,466
♪ Your touch enough ♪
1554
01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:22,870
♪ To bring me out ♪
1555
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:26,540
[muffled rock music plays]
1556
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,750
-[rock music stops]
-I'm not turning it down.
1557
01:13:35,883 --> 01:13:37,551
Uh, no, I...
1558
01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:40,021
actually want to collaborate.
1559
01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:41,355
If you're still talking to me.
1560
01:13:41,488 --> 01:13:42,957
I'm sorry.
1561
01:13:44,491 --> 01:13:46,727
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
1562
01:13:46,861 --> 01:13:47,929
All right.
1563
01:13:48,696 --> 01:13:50,231
-Cool.
-Yeah.
1564
01:13:50,598 --> 01:13:53,000
All right,
I'll write what we can say,
1565
01:13:53,134 --> 01:13:55,836
but the music part,
I'll let you take that over.
1566
01:13:56,537 --> 01:13:58,139
Good. Yeah.
1567
01:13:58,873 --> 01:14:01,409
Uh, we could say, you know,
that they can't have each other
1568
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,544
even though, you know,
they deserve each other.
1569
01:14:03,678 --> 01:14:05,746
Oh, Max, this is so good.
1570
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,749
It's like when pop songs
have a really good beat,
1571
01:14:08,883 --> 01:14:10,718
but then
you listen to the lyrics.
1572
01:14:10,851 --> 01:14:13,287
We need the decorations, right?
And we have to get the stage.
1573
01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:16,157
-[indistinct]
-Yeah.
1574
01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:20,094
♪ Break me out ♪
1575
01:14:20,227 --> 01:14:23,798
♪ Don't break my fall ♪
1576
01:14:24,231 --> 01:14:27,500
♪ I'll lose it all ♪
1577
01:14:28,235 --> 01:14:31,471
♪ Your touch enough ♪
1578
01:14:32,239 --> 01:14:34,942
♪ To bring me out ♪
1579
01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:39,413
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1580
01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:41,349
♪ Just bring me out ♪
1581
01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:43,551
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1582
01:14:43,684 --> 01:14:48,122
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1583
01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:52,860
♪ Oh ♪
1584
01:14:52,994 --> 01:14:54,729
[music fades]
1585
01:14:57,331 --> 01:14:58,666
Hello.
1586
01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:04,839
-Hi, Mom.
-Hey. Take a seat.
1587
01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:06,674
Okay.
1588
01:15:09,343 --> 01:15:11,212
-Hey.
-[Eric] Hi.
1589
01:15:14,281 --> 01:15:15,783
Dad, take a seat.
1590
01:15:18,953 --> 01:15:20,054
All right.
1591
01:15:25,893 --> 01:15:29,964
This is the story of a couple,
Jen and Derek,
1592
01:15:30,097 --> 01:15:33,134
who have everything
except for each other.
1593
01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:38,205
By the end of today,
they won't be a couple anymore.
1594
01:15:40,608 --> 01:15:42,511
Just can't figure out
how to live together.
1595
01:15:42,643 --> 01:15:44,678
[electric guitar riff plays]
1596
01:15:44,812 --> 01:15:47,214
[Max singing]
♪ Father and mother ♪
1597
01:15:47,681 --> 01:15:50,184
♪ Can't be together ♪
1598
01:15:51,552 --> 01:15:53,020
Ready?
1599
01:15:54,021 --> 01:15:56,190
♪ Friends, therapists,
students all say ♪
1600
01:15:56,323 --> 01:15:58,125
♪ You just can't change today ♪
1601
01:15:58,259 --> 01:16:00,494
♪ Today,
just can't change today ♪
1602
01:16:00,628 --> 01:16:01,929
♪ No way ♪
1603
01:16:02,063 --> 01:16:04,865
-[singing fading]
-[emotional music building]
1604
01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:10,171
[muffled]
♪ ...not stay together ♪
1605
01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:13,207
♪ No matter the day,
no matter the weather ♪
1606
01:16:14,341 --> 01:16:19,747
♪
1607
01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:24,553
When one moment
might have changed everything.
1608
01:16:25,219 --> 01:16:28,155
When one moment might have
made sense of the ring.
1609
01:16:28,289 --> 01:16:30,157
[emotional music continues]
1610
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:33,961
♪
1611
01:16:41,869 --> 01:16:43,671
Well, that was, uh...
1612
01:16:45,507 --> 01:16:46,841
That was...
1613
01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,376
It was...
1614
01:16:50,579 --> 01:16:51,912
What was that? [chuckles]
1615
01:16:54,516 --> 01:16:56,617
[footsteps approaching]
1616
01:17:11,332 --> 01:17:13,033
M-- Mom?
1617
01:17:14,735 --> 01:17:17,071
[sentimental music plays]
1618
01:17:24,712 --> 01:17:25,880
Dad?
1619
01:17:26,013 --> 01:17:30,184
♪
1620
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:40,661
[music swelling]
1621
01:17:54,909 --> 01:17:59,847
♪
1622
01:18:17,298 --> 01:18:19,800
[music intensifies]
1623
01:18:27,274 --> 01:18:28,709
[music stops]
1624
01:18:29,544 --> 01:18:32,313
[alarm beeping]
1625
01:18:39,521 --> 01:18:40,854
Sorry.
1626
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:42,890
I thought I was off.
1627
01:18:43,023 --> 01:18:44,892
We ought to do these
sibling camp outs more often.
1628
01:18:45,025 --> 01:18:46,160
Yeah, once in a while.
1629
01:18:46,293 --> 01:18:48,229
We don't want it
to lose its specialness.
1630
01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:52,132
Hey, we should probably
return these, right?
1631
01:18:54,935 --> 01:18:58,205
[uplifting music plays]
1632
01:19:18,593 --> 01:19:22,963
♪
1633
01:19:30,904 --> 01:19:32,206
I'll see you at dinner.
1634
01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:44,285
Did he suspect anything?
1635
01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:46,820
Right, like, uh,
did this clock reset
1636
01:19:46,954 --> 01:19:49,456
the same day 86 times
before it exploded?
1637
01:19:49,591 --> 01:19:50,824
I don't know. Did he?
1638
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:52,126
Hey, good morning.
1639
01:19:52,259 --> 01:19:53,894
What are you guys
doing down here?
1640
01:19:54,028 --> 01:19:55,829
Um, we were just, uh,
1641
01:19:55,963 --> 01:19:57,998
-helping Taylor clean up.
-Mm-hmm.
1642
01:19:58,132 --> 01:19:59,900
Such a bummer about the clock.
1643
01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:01,536
It just broke.
1644
01:20:02,503 --> 01:20:04,104
Come on, guys, let's go.
1645
01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:08,543
Come on, Barack,
I saved you a shotgun.
1646
01:20:08,677 --> 01:20:14,448
♪
1647
01:20:15,149 --> 01:20:17,552
[Jen] Taylor, come on!
We're late for school.
1648
01:20:17,686 --> 01:20:18,753
[Eric] So, about tonight...
1649
01:20:18,886 --> 01:20:20,020
[Jen] [indistinct]
1650
01:20:20,154 --> 01:20:21,523
[Emma] [indistinct]
1651
01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,090
[Jen] No, [indistinct].
1652
01:20:23,223 --> 01:20:28,295
♪
1653
01:20:36,070 --> 01:20:39,106
[rock music plays]
1654
01:20:45,145 --> 01:20:48,282
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1655
01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:54,088
♪ It's time to go ♪
1656
01:20:56,890 --> 01:20:59,893
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1657
01:21:02,597 --> 01:21:05,866
♪ It's time to go ♪
1658
01:21:13,006 --> 01:21:15,275
[music stops]
1659
01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:19,113
[suspenseful music plays]
1660
01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:23,611
♪
1661
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:31,513
♪
1662
01:25:21,889 --> 01:25:28,328
♪
1663
01:26:28,156 --> 01:26:31,592
♪